Posted by
MrWhipple on Monday, May 14, 2007 2:09:03 PM
Mitt Romney keeps hitting it out of the park, but the poor guy just can’t get no respect when it comes to his sex life.
Here he is being raised in a fine Mormon household (no sex for you!).
He then busts his hump for two years hiking all over France as a missionary for the LDS Church and almost getting himself killed in a car wreck (no sex for 2 years. You just can’t shake that other missionary long enough to get acquainted, let alone close the deal).
He then enrolls at Brigham Young University in Provo Utah. (he even had to sign an oath that he would be good just to get in. OK no sex while in Provo).
He finally marries the finest looking babe ever to aspire to first lady status and what happens? He gets interviewed by 60 minutes and Mike Wallace grills him about his sex life.
Poor Mitt he just can’t catch a break!!!!